⚰️ HALL OF INFAMY ⚰️

The Legends Who Killed It

A haunted museum of spectacular failures. These are the cautionary tales that changed business forever.

From billion-dollar frauds to products nobody wanted — study these corpses carefully.

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Not All Failures Are Equal

Some failures teach us. Some build the future.

This hall contains two kinds of failures: cautionary tales (frauds, hubris, bad ideas) and productive failures (experiments, iterations, learning).

SpaceX blows up rockets to learn. Edison tried 10,000 filaments. NASA lost Apollo 1 but gained the moon. These failures mattered because people learned, documented, and built something better.

Total Destroyed Value

$309B+

Legendary Failures

35

Shortest Life

1 days

New Coke (79 days)

Biggest Unicorn Death

$68B

Enron

Browse the Graveyard

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🥇#1
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Yahoo

The internet's homepage (was)

⚰️ 1994-2017

💀 Death by a thousand pivots

Valuation: $125 billion peak, sold for $4.48 billion

Burned: $125 billion in shareholder value

Body count: Thousands across multiple layoffs

"They had it all..."

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Enron

Ask why

⚰️ 1985-2001

💀 Creative accounting

Valuation: $68 billion

Burned: $74 billion in shareholder value

Body count: 20,000 jobs lost

"They asked 'why not cook the books?'..."

🥉#3
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Internet Explorer 6

The browser that wouldn't die

⚰️ 2001-2016

💀 Microsoft finally gave up

Burned: Incalculable dev time

Body count: Millions of hours debugging CSS

"PNG transparency broke..."

#4
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WeWork

Elevated the world's consciousness (and office rent)

⚰️ 2010-2019

💀 Math is hard

Valuation: $47 billion

Burned: $18.9 billion

Body count: 12,500 layoffs

"We tried to elevate consciousness..."

#5
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Adobe Flash

The web's animation engine

⚰️ 1996-2020

💀 Steve Jobs wrote a blog post

Burned: Adobe's entire platform

Body count: Millions of Flash devs retrained

"Skip intro..."

#6
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FTX

Cryptocurrency exchange

⚰️ 2019-2022

💀 Excel spreadsheet went brrr

Valuation: $32 billion

Burned: $8 billion customer funds

Body count: 300 employees

"Effective Altruism, Ineffective Accounting..."

#7
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Melvin Capital

Sophisticated hedge fund

⚰️ 2014-2022

💀 Reddit had other plans

Valuation: -$7 billion

Burned: $6.8 billion on GameStop alone

Body count: Entire fund

"Here lies smart money..."

#8
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Blockbuster

Be Kind, Rewind

⚰️ 1985-2013

💀 Missed every sign

Valuation: $5 billion peak

Burned: $5 billion market cap

Body count: 60,000 jobs lost

"Late fees killed goodwill..."

#9
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Tesla Cybertruck

The future of trucks (allegedly)

⚰️ 2019-Present

💀 Is it dead or just undead?

Burned: $billions in R&D

Body count: TBD but morale is low

"Here lies the polygon truck..."

#10
💡 Productive Failure

SpaceX Starship Test Explosions

Rapid unscheduled disassembly

⚰️ 2019-Present

💀 Intentional iterative testing

Burned: $2 billion in R&D

Body count: 15+ Starship prototypes

"They blow things up fast..."

#11
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Quibi

Premium short-form video

⚰️ April 2020 - December 2020

💀 Solution looking for a problem

Valuation: $1.75 billion

Burned: $1.75 billion

Body count: 200 employees

"Quick bites for your commute..."

#12
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Theranos

Revolutionary blood testing

⚰️ 2003-2018

💀 The blood was fake

Valuation: $9 billion

Burned: $1.4 billion

Body count: 800 employees

"Here lies Theranos..."

#13
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Jawbone

Wearable tech pioneer

⚰️ 1999-2017

💀 Beat by Fitbit, then both lost to Apple

Valuation: $3.2 billion

Burned: $930 million

Body count: 300+ engineers

"First to market..."

#14
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Apple Newton

Eat up Martha

⚰️ 1993-1998

💀 Couldn't read its own handwriting

Burned: $500 million

Body count: Hundreds of engineers

"Here lies Newton..."

#15
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Google Glass

The future of wearables

⚰️ 2013-2015

💀 Glassholes

Burned: Hundreds of millions

Body count: One division

"OK Glass, find dignity..."

#16
💡 Productive Failure

NASA Apollo 1 Fire

The tragedy that saved the moon landing

⚰️ January 27, 1967

💀 Cabin fire during ground test

Burned: $400 million (1967 dollars)

Body count: 3 astronauts (Grissom, White, Chaffee)

"Three gave their lives..."

#17
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Pets.com

Because pets can't drive

⚰️ 1998-2000

💀 Sock puppet couldn't save them

Valuation: $300 million

Burned: $300 million

Body count: 320 employees

"The puppet was famous..."

#18
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McDonald's Arch Deluxe

The burger with the grown-up taste

⚰️ 1996-2000

💀 Adults don't go to McDonald's to feel sophisticated

Burned: $300 million marketing

Body count: Unknown

"It had dijon mustard..."

#19
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MoviePass

Unlimited movies for $10/month

⚰️ 2011-2019

💀 Math still matters

Valuation: $1 billion valuation

Burned: $300 million in 2 years

Body count: 200+ employees

"Ten dollars for infinity..."

#20
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Microsoft Zune

Welcome to the social

⚰️ 2006-2011

💀 iPod existed

Burned: $289 million loss

Body count: Unknown

"Brown was a choice..."

#21
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Amazon Fire Phone

Dynamic perspective

⚰️ 2014-2015

💀 Solution desperately seeking problem

Burned: $170 million write-down

Body count: Entire hardware division pivoted

"It had 3D shopping..."

#22
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Juicero

IoT juice press

⚰️ 2013-2017

💀 Humans have hands

Valuation: $120 million

Burned: $120 million

Body count: 120 employees

"Here lies the $700 juice press..."

#23
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Segway

Revolutionary personal transport

⚰️ 1999-2020

💀 Cities have stairs

Valuation: Acquired for pennies

Burned: $100M+

Body count: Unknown

"It was supposed to change cities..."

#24
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Vine

6 seconds of creativity

⚰️ 2013-2017

💀 Twitter couldn't monetize it

Valuation: Acquired for $30M, shut down at peak

Burned: Unknown but Twitter's patience

Body count: Dozens of creators' careers

"Six seconds was enough..."

#25
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Crystal Pepsi

You've never seen a taste like this

⚰️ 1992-1993

💀 Clear doesn't mean healthy

Burned: $40 million marketing

Body count: Several brand managers

"Crystal clear failure..."

#26
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OUYA

Android gaming console

⚰️ 2012-2015

💀 Mobile games on TV: turns out nobody wanted that

Valuation: $8.6M Kickstarter

Burned: $15 million

Body count: 60+ employees

"They Kickstarted dreams..."

#27
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New Coke

The best just got better

⚰️ April 23 - July 11, 1985

💀 Fixed what wasn't broken

Burned: $4 million R&D

Body count: Several marketing careers

"For 79 days..."

#28
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Taco Bell's Seafood Salad

From the sea to your Taco Bell

⚰️ 1986-1989

💀 It's seafood. At Taco Bell.

Burned: Unknown

Body count: Countless stomachs

"Here lies ocean meets Bell..."

#29
💡 Productive Failure

Edison's 10,000 Lightbulb Attempts

I found 10,000 ways that don't work

⚰️ 1878-1879

💀 None - eventually succeeded

Burned: $50,000 (1879 dollars)

Body count: 10,000+ failed filaments

"Ten thousand tries..."

#30

Objective-C

Apple's original language

⚰️ 1984-2014

💀 Swift happened

Burned: N/A

Body count: Still technically alive but everyone left

"The brackets were many..."

#31
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Skeuomorphism

When UIs looked like real things

⚰️ 2007-2013

💀 Jony Ive killed it (Scott Forstall took the fall)

Burned: Countless design hours

Body count: Every textured button ever

"Here lies rich Corinthian leather..."

#32

Intel-based Macs

The Intel era

⚰️ 2006-2020

💀 Apple Silicon

Burned: N/A

Body count: Every Intel Mac dev

"Here lies the Intel switch..."

#33

CoffeeScript

JavaScript's nicer syntax

⚰️ 2009-2015

💀 ES6 stole all its good ideas

Burned: N/A

Body count: Thousands of devs

"It's just JavaScript..."

#34
💡 Productive Failure

James Dyson's 5,126 Prototypes

5,127th time's the charm

⚰️ 1979-1983

💀 None - eventually succeeded

Burned: 15 years of his life, nearly bankrupt

Body count: 5,126 failed prototypes

"Five thousand tries..."

#35
💡 Productive Failure

Fleming's Contaminated Petri Dish

The failed experiment that saved millions

⚰️ September 1928

💀 Accidental contamination

Burned: £0

Body count: 0 (saved millions)

"A messy lab bench..."

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The Thomas Edison Corner

Think you're Thomas Edison who figured out how to make a lightbulb after 10,000 failed attempts?

Well, we hope you enjoyed this little distraction from getting your work done. Now be a human and admit a time you've fucked up — maybe you'll leave here with a friend.

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