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1996-2000
McDonald's Arch Deluxe
The burger with the grown-up taste
💥 Misfire
Money Burned
$300 million marketing
Body Count
Unknown
Lifespan
1000 days (3 years)
☠️ Official Cause of Death
Adults don't go to McDonald's to feel sophisticated
Spent more on advertising than some countries' GDP. Nobody wanted a fancy McDonald's
Epitaph
It had dijon mustard
And a potato roll
Peak 90s pretension
In a paper box
💡 The Lesson
Know thy customer (they want nuggets)
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I Was There Too
Raise your hand. Be honest. We all fuck up.
No one has confessed yet. Be the first to raise your hand.
Were you part of this? Did you use it? Raise your hand:
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