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1986-1989
Taco Bell's Seafood Salad
From the sea to your Taco Bell
💥 Misfire
Money Burned
Unknown
Body Count
Countless stomachs
Lifespan
1000 days (3 years)
☠️ Official Cause of Death
It's seafood. At Taco Bell.
Shrimp, snow crab, and whitefish at a place known for 89¢ tacos
Epitaph
Here lies ocean meets Bell
A combination from hell
The sea deserved better
💡 The Lesson
Stay in your lane (on land)
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I Was There Too
Raise your hand. Be honest. We all fuck up.
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