Tesla Cybertruck
The future of trucks (allegedly)
Money Burned
$billions in R&D
Body Count
TBD but morale is low
Lifespan
1000 days (3 years)
The Walking Dead
Is Tesla Cybertruck actually dead or just undead?
☠️ Official Cause of Death
Is it dead or just undead?
Promised $39k, delivered $100k+. Windows still don't work. Rust issues. Recall after recall.
Epitaph
Here lies the polygon truck
That couldn't handle a car wash
The future was delayed
Famous Last Words
"It's bulletproof! (against specific bullets, under specific conditions)"
"Orders are off the charts! (mostly speculation)"
💡 The Lesson
Overpromise + Underdeliver + Hubris = ?
I Was There Too
Raise your hand. Be honest. We all fuck up.
No one has confessed yet. Be the first to raise your hand.
Were you part of this? Did you use it? Raise your hand:
Enjoyed Reading About Tesla Cybertruck's Death?
Cool. Now be a human and admit a time you've fucked up.
You just read about someone else's failure. Maybe it's time to share yours? You might leave here with a friend who made the exact same mistake.
Fine, I'll Share My Failure