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1999-2020
Segway
Revolutionary personal transport
👑 Hubris⚖️ Regulation
Valuation at Death
Acquired for pennies
Money Burned
$100M+
Body Count
Unknown
Lifespan
7665 days (21 years)
☠️ Official Cause of Death
Cities have stairs
Predicted to be bigger than the internet. Killed by sidewalk regulations
Epitaph
It was supposed to change cities
Cities changed the rules instead
💡 The Lesson
Revolutionary ≠ Practical
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I Was There Too
Raise your hand. Be honest. We all fuck up.
No one has confessed yet. Be the first to raise your hand.
Were you part of this? Did you use it? Raise your hand:
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Enjoyed Reading About Segway's Death?
Cool. Now be a human and admit a time you've fucked up.
You just read about someone else's failure. Maybe it's time to share yours? You might leave here with a friend who made the exact same mistake.
Fine, I'll Share My Failure