Pandion
Next-gen delivery network
Valuation at Death
Unknown
Money Burned
$125 million raised
Body Count
Unknown
Lifespan
2190 days (6 years)
☠️ Official Cause of Death
Logistics is harder than software
Washington-based delivery startup. Raised $125M. Tried to compete with Amazon logistics. Turns out delivery is expensive and low margin. Shut down in 2024 after burning through funding.
Epitaph
We'll deliver faster
They said with confidence
Amazon disagrees
💡 The Lesson
Capital-intensive businesses need more capital
I Was There Too
Raise your hand. Be honest. We all fuck up.
No one has confessed yet. Be the first to raise your hand.
Were you part of this? Did you use it? Raise your hand:
Enjoyed Reading About Pandion's Death?
Cool. Now be a human and admit a time you've fucked up.
You just read about someone else's failure. Maybe it's time to share yours? You might leave here with a friend who made the exact same mistake.
Fine, I'll Share My Failure